Crazy Shit My Besties Say

There's Always Time for... THAT

Me: I'm sorry you had to see me like that last night.
Nat: No, it's ok. It happens.
Me: No, it isn't! I asked you to come watch me take a shit while I was completely naked, that part I do remember.
Nat: Yeah, I don't really know why you wanted me to watch you; we could have just talked through the door.
Me: Ugh, I know. You even saw my vibrator!
Nat: I did? Are you sure?    Wait........when did you have time for that?!

Man Thanks Men and Women Who Served This Country Bravely So He May Continue Living Life As Total Pussy

damienfahey:

laugh-until-you-drop:

buzzfeed:

This dog was unable to gaze at his beloved cat due to some menacing potted plants, but true love won in the end.

Because I’m sure people need some cute things today.

Thank you for the cute things, Aaron. This helped a lot. :)

Call Me Debbie

joemande:

So So Def Records turned 20 years old this week.

“My Boo” by Ghost Town DJ’s is one of the three most important songs of the 20th Century. (Along with “Return of the Mack” by Mark Morrison and “The Player Way” by Ma$e.)

Kate Spencer: On Seeing Lena Dunham Naked »

katespencer:

When I was 10 years old, some moms in my fifth grade class organized an end of the year pool party for our entire class. It was one of the first times I can recall being sent into a tailspin of anxiety for weeks, because it meant I had to wear a bathing suit in front of my classmates. After many…

Look at the center of this image for 30sec, then watch Van Gogh’s *Starry Night* come to life

Damp panties.

I hope she gets a good deal on her facial!

capricecrane:

Hang on - he’s got a whole bouquet but she only gets 2 flowers for showing the goods?